Oct 23 2014
homecoming dance canceled
So Mount Anthony Union High School’s homecoming dance is being canceled because of the Twerking epidemic brought to fame by our own OG Miley Cyrus.
Mount Anthony Union High School principal Sue Maguire wrote to the local paper to explain why the homecoming dance had been canceled.
principal Sue Maguire stated “Over the past couple of years, since Miley Cyrus took the stage twerking at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards, our students’ dancing behavior has crossed the line of what we can condone as appropriate behavior at a school.”
“Twerking is dancing to popular music in a sexually provocative manner involving a low squatting stance and thrusting movements, Students do not face one another or remain with the same person for the length of the song. If you haven’t seen twerking, I would encourage you to research this online.”
Here at Miley Cyrus.bz we also encourage you to do some twerking research, consider this homework ;).
I don’t know about you, but I think the only way to combat this is by a major booty shaking protest in an act of defiance, let the halls of Mount Anthony Union High shake from freedom tweaking, let our children be free from the sexual oppression of the MAN!, or woman in this case.
I guess it’s not a surprise that a principal is trying to stop her students from sexual dancing, but really this isn’t going to stop anything, people are going to twerk whether or not this dance happens, at least it would have been a night under the supervision of the teachers to keep them safe, I mean there was a time where they consider the dance “the twist” to be crude and sexually provocative.
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