Khloe Kardashian Sprays Household Cleaners on Food to Stop Herself From Eating, Tabloid Claims

We’ve heard plenty of ridiculous rumors about Khloe Kardashian’s weight loss strategies in the past, but this one takes the cake. Or rather, sprays Windex on the cake so that no one can eat it:

According to the National Enquirer, Khloe took a bizarre piece of advice from Victoria Beckham recently and began carrying a small bottle of “Windex-like” cleaner with her at all times, so that she can spray it on food when she’s feeling tempted.

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“Khloe loved the idea and started spraying everything,” a “source” tells the tabloid. “She dubbed it the one-bite system to indulge without gaining weight.”

Last month, Star magazine claimed that Khloe eats twice a week and drinks every night, so apparently her diets always involve alcohol. It’s just that in this case, it’s the non-fun kind that comes in a spray bottle. Downgrade!

Khloe’s been hitting the gym daily, and that probably has something to do with her trimmed-down figure, but it’s more fun to pretend that she enjoys her meals with a vintage Mr. Clean or a nice Drano-tini.

Of course, it’s not just the reality star’s weight that’s been generating strange speculation lately.

Khloe butt implant rumors have been all the rage, with one tabloid even going so far as to bring in a plastic surgeon who basically looked at some pics and went, “Meh, looks fake to me.”

We may never know which – if any – of the bizarre Khloe body transformation rumors are true, but we can all agree that she looks better than ever these days…and it’s for that reason that she should stop dating douche bags. That’s the real problem!

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1. Khloe Kardashian Gun Photo
Really, Khloe Kardashian and French Montana?!? The couple poses here with a machine gun online.

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Song Of The Day: “You and I” by American Darlings

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Brooklyn’s American Darlings have released their 90’s indie-rock infused single, “You and I,” and it’s been getting a lot of buzz across the blogosphere. Recorded at Converse’s Rubber Tracks studio in Brooklyn, “You and I” is set to be featured on the band’s upcoming EP out later this year.

Check out “You and I” below:

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